bringmethe-edlerwand:

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

HOLY MOTHER

(Source: scaredpotter, via westcoastwaterbender)

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

(via pandanakin)

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

(Source: wild-guy, via venus2thesun)

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via pandanakin)

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(Source: neogohann, via hotboyproblems)

aheartmadeofglitter:

I hear people say “oh my god I hate people” all the time without backlash. everyone knows they don’t hate every single individual in humanity. they have friends and family they love and hang out with. they simply hate the greedy, corrupted, oppressive nature of some human beings.
but the minute we say something about white people or men, no one seems to understand that it’s the same concept.

(via pandanakin)

shopjeen:

In other words, dont fuck with me.

shopjeen:

In other words, dont fuck with me.

shopjeen:

These new @shopjeen mousepads are the tits

shopjeen:

These new @shopjeen mousepads are the tits

nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

(via pandanakin)

myutsuu:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept


you could shove a lifesaver up your asshole and get the same effectit might even whistle

myutsuu:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

you could shove a lifesaver up your asshole and get the same effect
it might even whistle

(Source: fuks, via pandanakin)

I just want someone real nasty and real loyal.

(Source: yung-kalypso, via zebracaaaakes)