High school can suck my dick

jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

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lets-go-lesbos:

people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.

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aidanturnerfrustration:

tittybasket:

1800chokethath0e:

lucatastrophe:

• “For the sake of fuck”
• “For shitting out loud”
• “For the fuck of God”
• “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
• “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
• “Fuckwad”
• “Cocktard”
• “Shitbeak”
• “Cuntsteak”
• “Dunderfuck”

cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.

These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today

I heard a good one before - “fucktrumpet”

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

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squeekylittlemeercat:

isis-:

1971endlessthoughts:

themostamazingphil:

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

I tried to scroll

I tried to scroll too

we all tried

It never works.

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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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kanyewesticle:

kanye-westicle:

mom : how do you know them ?
me : they use to go to my school.

your url is like the walmart version of mine

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aminicolascageyet:

Day 228, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.

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